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Buy the right home robot the first time.

We test, compare, and explain robot vacuums, lawn mowers, pool cleaners, window cleaners, and the humanoid robots about to land in your house. No press-trip junkets. No sponsored picks. Just the model that actually wins for the job you're trying to do.

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Casio · companion robots 6.5/10

Casio Moflin Review: A Furry AI Comfort Pet, Not a Gadget

Casio's Moflin is a faceless AI comfort pet built to be held: on-device privacy and real attachment, against a 5-hour battery, constant motor whir and a $429 price.

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Ropet · companion robots 6.7/10

Ropet Review: The Cute, Warm AI Pet That Keeps Its Data Offline

Ropet is a warm, plush AI pet with camera eyes that processes everything on-device. Genuinely private and lovable, but a ~3-hour battery and premium price temper it.

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Anki / Digital Dream Labs · companion robots 6.5/10

Anki Vector 2.0 Review: A Beloved Desk Robot With a Subscription Catch

Vector 2.0 is the revived Anki desk robot: charming and autonomous, with ChatGPT and Alexa, but its brain is locked behind a required subscription, and it died once already.

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Energize Lab · companion robots 7.8/10

Eilik Review: The Cheap Desk Companion That's Honest About Being a Toy

Eilik is the cheapest major companion robot and the easiest gift: an expressive, offline desk toy with 8-10 hour battery and no subscription. Just do not expect AI conversation.

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Living.AI · companion robots 6.8/10

EMO Review: A Charming Desk Robot That Talks, With Real Caveats

EMO walks your desk and answers via ChatGPT, but a 2-hour battery, English-only voice and a flaky app make it charming and frustrating at $279.

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KEYi Tech · companion robots 7.0/10

Loona Review: The Most Pet-Like Companion Robot, If You Can Forgive the Quirks

Loona is the most pet-like companion robot: it roams the room, runs ChatGPT-4o, needs no subscription. But $499, a 2-hour battery and patchy navigation temper it.

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No press junkets. No sponsored picks.

Independent testing where we can

For products we can buy or borrow, we do real-world tests in real homes and call out the failures, not just the wins.

Honest analysis for what we can't

For products we can't physically test, we synthesize independent owner reports, spec sheets, and teardowns, then label the methodology clearly.

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